Today’s Joke: June 18

Speeding Ticket

A woman out driving with her husband was speeding along at about 60 MPH in a 50 MPH zone. A motorcycle cop appeared alongside and pulled her over. Deciding to give her a break, the cop said, “I’m going to put you down for fifty-five.”

The woman turned to her husband. “See! I told you this dress makes me look old.”

Source: Good Clean Fun