Today’s Joke: June 29
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time.
My husband ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the waitress brought it, our children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking. She poured a small amount for me to taste, at that moment, our 6-year-old piped up, “Mom usually drinks a lot more than that!”