Today’s Joke: July 7

Zoomer | July 7th, 2013

Men are like…

Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.

Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.

Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.