Today’s Joke: July 18

Zoomer | July 18th, 2013

OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance

OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted

OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history

OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures

OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world

OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest

OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty