Today’s Joke: July 22

Zoomer | July 22nd, 2013

A husband desperate to keep his wife happy offers to buy her a new car.

She cutely declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”

Frantically he offers her a new house.

Again she rejects his offer, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”

Curious, he asks: “What did you have in mind?”

She retorts, “I’d like a divorce.”

He answers, “I hadn’t planned on spending quite that much.”