Today’s Joke: July 31
A truck driver was driving along the highway when he saw a sign, “Low Underpass Ahead.”
Thinking his truck could for sure make it, he drove under and got stuck. Soon all the cars were honking their horns and shouting.
Before long, a cop came and said, “What’s the problem, got stuck, huh? Thinking quickly the truck driver smiled and said, “No, I didn’t get stuck, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”