Today’s Joke: August 7

A man decides to eat in a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a prickly black hair inside of the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on back there!”

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and the man witnesses the cook taking a meat patty and flattening it under his armpit. He says, “That’s disgusting!”

Then the waitress says, “If you think that’s disgusting you should see him make donuts.”