Today’s Joke: August 12

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

A list of things that nearly all guys wished that their wives or girlfriends knew…

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have too many shoes.

Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we probably meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both.

Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

You have enough clothes.

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