Today’s Joke: August 24

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their
looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold.
If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed
to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist,
the other a doom and gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on the twins’ birthday, their father
loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The
optimist’s room, he loaded with horse manure.

That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him
sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.

“Why are you crying?” the father asked.

“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read the all these
instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly
need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the
pessimistic twin.

Passing the optimistic twin’s room, the father found him dancing for
joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.

To which his optimistic twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in
here somewhere!”