Today’s Joke: August 27

Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver pointed menacingly at him. “Get in,” the driver ordered. “I’ll take you to your car.”

Startled, Wayne took a step backward. “Ah … no thanks,” he answered. “I can get there myself.”

“No!” the man barked back as he threw open his passenger side door. “Get In!”