Today’s Joke: September 3
The laws of computing:
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete
The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find it
When the going gets tough, upgrade
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction
To err is human…to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural
He who laughs last, probably has a back-up
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions
A complex system that doesn’t work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do