Today’s Joke: September 16
A neighbor was watching a little boy playing with a ball and bat in his backyard. “I’m the greatest hitter in the world,” the boy exclaimed as he threw the ball into the air. He swung with all his might but missed the ball and fell down himself.
“Strike One,” he says as he gets up.
He throws it up again and swings. Again the ball falls to the ground with a thud.
“Strike Two,” he yells still undeterred.
“I’m the greatest,” he says as he swings once again hitting only air as the ball falls to the ground. This time he dances around the backyard as he yells, “Strike Three… I’m the greatest pitcher in the world!”