Today’s Joke: October 11

Zoomer | October 11th, 2013

Dieting is a Weigh of Life

It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
An excellent way to lose weight is by skipping … snacks and dessert.