Today’s Joke: Jan. 20
The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter.
I told him, “Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am — in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement — I ask myself, ‘Now, what am I here after?'”
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