Today’s Joke: Feb. 8

Photo © Andres Peiro Palmer

Funny signs

Over a gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

In a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

At a proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”

Source: ButlerWebs Jokes