Today’s Joke: Feb. 8
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Funny signs
Over a gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
At a proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
Source: ButlerWebs Jokes