Today’s Joke: Mar. 1

Photo © Andres Peiro Palmer

How to Start the Day and Feel Really Good

Open a new file on your computer.
Entitle it ‘Housework.’
Place it in the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your computer will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?’
Answer ‘Yes’ and click the left mouse button firmly.
Now you feel much better.