Today’s Joke: Mar. 2

I was with a friend in a cafe’ when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.

“What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?” I wondered aloud.

“Some are quite effective,” my friend corrected me.

“Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbours’.

Whenever I wanted him home, I’d go out to the driveway and jostle his car.”

Source: CyberSalt