Today’s Joke: Mar. 2
I was with a friend in a cafe’ when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.
“What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?” I wondered aloud.
“Some are quite effective,” my friend corrected me.
“Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbours’.
Whenever I wanted him home, I’d go out to the driveway and jostle his car.”