Today’s Joke: Mar. 12

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Funny Advice From Children

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10.

2. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14.

3. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10.

4. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Taylia, 11.

5. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14.

6. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9.

7. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9.

8. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10.

9. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13.

10. Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8.

Source: Will and Guy’s Jokes