Today’s Joke: Apr. 5
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Due to his hectic schedule, I had seen little of the medical student who had moved next door to me two years earlier.
I learned that he had graduated, and one day when I spotted him in his driveway, I went over and congratulated him.
“Well,” I said, “Now if I break my arm, you’ll be able to fix it.”