Today’s Joke: Apr. 14

Our kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean t-shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife frantically swept through our daughter’s room, finding nothing usable but one t-shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with our daughter.

That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her shirt. On one side it said, “Families are Forever.”

And on the other, “Be Smart, Don’t Start.”