Today’s Joke: Jan. 3

Strange times and signs

Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

Sign in ‘George’s Service Station’, Glen Ellen, CA:
If your car sounds like:
“ping-click-ping” – $10.00
“click-whine-click” – $25.00
“clunk-whine-clunk” – $50.00
“thud-clunk-thud” – $100.00
“clang-thudc-clang” – $300.00
“Can’t describe it” – $500.00

At a Towing Company:
“We don’t want an arm and a leg. We want your tows.”

At an Auto Body Shop:
“May we have the next dents?”

At An Auto Repair Service Station:
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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