Joke of the day for November 11
Zoomer | November 11th, 2010
A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?”
The golfer replied, “The holes are numbered”.
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