Joke of the day for January 28

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she’d died and gone to heaven when she got my very patient son on the phone.

At the end of her very long sales pitch, she asked, “Do you mind if we send someone out to give you an estimate?”

“Not at all,” my son said.

“When would be a good time?”

“As soon as I dig a basement,” he replied.

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