Joke of the day for October 22
Zoomer | October 22nd, 2011
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.”
The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you’d allow him a few minutes in the crowd…”
Source: LotsofJokes.com
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