Joke of the day for October 29

In the line-up at the store, a man overheard the checkout clerk ask the lady in front of him if she had an air miles card.

“Oh, yes,” she said. “I have enough air miles to get to where my son lives.”

“That’s wonderful,” said the cashier.

“My son doesn’t think so,” the lady replied. “I don’t have enough to get back.”


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