Joke of the day for January 5
‘Darling,’ says Barry to his wife, Sarah, ‘I invited a friend home for supper.’
‘What? Are you crazy?’ Sarah splutters, ‘The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t much feel like cooking a fancy meal.’
‘I know all that,’ murmurs Barry.
‘Then why did you invite a friend for supper?’ explodes Sarah.
‘Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married,’ says Barry.
Source: Will and Guy’s Jokes
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