Joke of the day for January 5

‘Darling,’ says Barry to his wife, Sarah, ‘I invited a friend home for supper.’

‘What? Are you crazy?’ Sarah splutters, ‘The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t much feel like cooking a fancy meal.’

‘I know all that,’ murmurs Barry.

‘Then why did you invite a friend for supper?’ explodes Sarah.

‘Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married,’ says Barry.

Source: Will and Guy’s Jokes

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