Joke of the day for January 7

We went to the movies the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a person from the center of the row got up and started working their way across.

“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”

By the time the person got to me I was trying to see the screen and I was a little impatient so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”

“No!!” was the loud whisper, “The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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