Joke of the day for January 17

A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says “I want a divorce.”
The lawyer says, “Do you have grounds?”
“Oh yes,” she said, “We have about 4 acres and a long driveway”.
“No, no, you have misundersood me. I mean do you have a grudge?”
She said “No it’s not a grudge, we have a carport.”
He said “No that’s not what I meant. Let me put it another way. Why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh that’s easy. It’s my husband. He can’t hold a sensible conversation!”

Source: Jill Daniels’ Jokes

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