Joke of the day for January 22
A pilot is flying a twin engine jet charter plane with a couple of very important executives on board. The pilot was coming into the Delhi airport through very thick fog with less than a few minutes to go when his instruments went out. He began circling around looking for a landmark.
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with a guy working alone on the fifty eighth floor.
The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy, “Hey where am I?”
The man replies, “You`re in an airplane.”
The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to perform a perfect blind landing on the airport runway 8 miles away. Just as the plane comes to a stop, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did he do it.
“Quite easy,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless! Therefore, that must be Microsoft’s Customer Support Offices and from there the airport is just 8 miles due east.”