Joke of the day for February 19

An eager salesman was trying to have a country storekeeper carry his product, and finally tried to bribe the fellow with a bottle of champagne.

“Oh, my conscience wouldn’t let me take such a gift,” the business owner protested.

“What if I sell it to you for a dime?” asked the salesman.

“In that case,” replied the man, “I’ll take two.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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