Joke of the day for February 24
Jonathan who is noted for his tact was awakened one morning at four o’clock by his ringing telephone.
“Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an irate voice.
Jonathan thanked the caller and politely asked his name before hanging up.
The next morning at four o’clock, Jonathan called back his neighbor. “Sir,” he said, “I don’t have a dog.”
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