Joke of the day for April 20

Not quite grasping the sanctity of “Monday Night Football,” I plunked myself next to my new husband one Monday night to chat. He was distracted by the action on TV, and after being shushed a few times, I gave him a “look.”

Immediately contrite, he picked up the remote. “I’m sorry, honey,” he apologized, “I’m being rude. You go ahead and talk — I’ll just turn up the volume.”

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