Joke of the day for May 9

The doctor’s office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his normal snail’s pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door.

“Where are you going?” the receptionist called out.

“Well,” he said, “I figured I’d go home and die a natural death, instead of just being bored to death.”

Source: Just Clean Jokes

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