Joke of the day for May 21

A lady took her dog to the groomer at pet store for a haircut and asked what it would cost.

The receptionist looked at her from behind the counter and told her that a bath and haircut started at around 50 dollars, but there were many options, so the price could vary.

Holding on to her dog’s leash, the potential customer was visibly outraged.

“I only pay $25 for my own haircut!” said the woman indignantly.

The groomer replied, “That may be true, but then you don’t bite, do you?”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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