Joke of the day for June 1
A patrol officer pulled over Angela for speeding. Angela was a 60-year-old lady from out of state.
The officer asked to see her licence. “Don’t have one.” Angela said.
“Can I please see the vehicle registration?” the officer asked firmly but politely. “Nope.” snapped Angela.
In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there. When they arrived the arresting officer said to the duty sergeant: “This lady has no licence and no vehicle registration.”
“Sure I do,” said Angela sweetly. “This officer has got in for me — the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding.”
Source: Will and Guy’s Funny Clean Jokes
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