Joke of the day for July 11

An absent-minded professor was on board a train and he was unable to find his ticket.

The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.”

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket.

The conductor said, “I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it.”

“You’re very kind,” the professor said, “but I must find it, otherwise I won’t know where to get off.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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