Joke of the day for July 29

The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call “Lunch and Learn” seminars during the employees’ lunchtime. These seminars deal with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch hours, we’re supposed to get managerial approval to attend. So, last week, this flier came around:

LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR:
WHO’S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?
(Get your manager’s permission before attending)

Source: Good Clean Fun