Joke of the day for August 10

“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.”

“I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied.

“It’s not a reflection on you, sir,” insisted the churchgoer.

“Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.”

Source: CyberSalt

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