Joke of the day for August 24

One morning, when my son was about 3 years-old, he saw me putting on a pale green face-mask. (Something I rarely do.)

“What ‘ou doin’?” he said.

“I’m putting on a face mask,” I replied.

“What it for?” he asked.

“It’s to make Mommy look more beautiful,” I told him.

He stood looking at me in that considering way that small children have, then said as gently as possible, “Well … it doesn’t.”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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