Joke of the day for August 28

It was just another day at the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). I had just left with a client as part of her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us — sirens wailing, lights flashing.

“Was I speeding?” she asked the officer, after we pulled over.

“No,” said the officer. “But you are driving a stolen vehicle.”

Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. “Does this mean I failed my test?”

Source: Good Clean Fun

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