Joke of the day for August 28
It was just another day at the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). I had just left with a client as part of her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us — sirens wailing, lights flashing.
“Was I speeding?” she asked the officer, after we pulled over.
“No,” said the officer. “But you are driving a stolen vehicle.”
Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. “Does this mean I failed my test?”
Source: Good Clean Fun
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