Joke of the day for September 15

Roland ran into a bar and shouted a question to the Rita, the barmaid, ‘What’s the quickest way to stop hiccups?’

Rita was holding a damp bar towel in her hand so she smacked him round the face with it.

Completely stunned, Roland spluttered, ‘What did you do that for?’

‘Well, you haven’t got hiccups now, have you?’ beamed a satisfied Rita.

‘It ain’t me you Silly Billy’, retorted Roland, ‘It’s my son outside.’

Source: Will and Guy’s Humor

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Source: Will and Guy’s Humor

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