Today’s Joke: September 10

Three Wishes

An account exec drove his two young staff to work late one weekend for an important company project. A genie appeared and granted each one wish. The first asked to be on a yacht in Hawaii and poof he was gone. The second wished to be transported to a Florida beach and poof she was away. The account exec thought briefly about his wish and then said, “I want those two lazy staff back here, right now!”