Today’s Joke: September 14

Ten Family Friendly Jokes that are safe for pranksters of all ages.

1. Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

A: All the fans have left.

2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.

3. What is an owl’s favorite subject?

A: Owlgebra.

4. Why is a Dalmatian easily found?

A: Because he’s always spotted.

5. In what month do people talk the least?

A: February, it is the shortest month of the year.

6. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide.

7. What is a parasite?

A. Something you see in Paris.

8. Why did the boy throw the butter out he window?

A. He wanted to see a butterfly.

9. What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

A. A Cauliflower.

10. What do you call a pony with a cough?

A. A little horse.

Source: Yahoo! Voices