Today’s Joke: Mar. 31

Zoomer | March 31st, 2013

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Easter Jokes

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It’s pretty hard to swallow!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet

Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!