Dino-rotica: 50 Shades of Grey Meets Jurassic Park
Well, folks, we’ve finally fallen off the literary cultural cliff. It wasn’t the moment Jersey Shore cast member Snooki became a New York Times best-selling author. It wasn’t even the moment someone translated Hamlet into Klingon. Nope, the culprit that pushed us over the edge is a new genre coined “Dinosaur erotica” (or, as I call it, Dino-rotica). No, it’s not some dirty magazine Wilma Flintstone found under Fred’s mattress. Think of it like 50 Shades of Grey, but with a prehistoric “touch,” so to speak.
Personally, I’m still trying to wrap my head around how one goes about writing dino-rotica, let alone reading it. The best I can come up with is, “Is that a fossil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
You have to hope that authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen fared a little better, but it doesn’t sound like it. Titles in the series include Taken By the T-Rex, Ravished by the Raptor and Taken by the Pterodactyl, among others. All are available for download on Amazon.